Cliquez sur l'UMP
Par Dédé Nypleut le lundi 7 novembre 2005, 21:51 - Actualité - Lien permanent
Le site rezo.net et Technologies du langage font remarquer que l'UMP fait sa pub sur google.
Comme il s'agit du programme « Google AdWords », plus vous cliquez sur les liens publicitaires (en haut ou à droite de l'écran), plus l'UMP doit payer.
L'UMP est riche ! Faites-les payer !
Donc, les mots : cité, caillera, keuf, sécurité, insécurité, incivilité, émeute, violence, banlieu (oui,oui), banlieues, politique, socialiste, parti socialiste, gauchiste, jospin, droite, sarkozy, racaille, police, voitures brulées, politique, communistes, écologiste, souverainiste, ministère de l'intérieur, pompier, François Bayrou, centristes, Vincent Peillon, Montebourg, Cambadélis, Robert Hue, PCF, communistes, Arlette Laguiller, LCR, voitures brûlées, trotskiste, voyous, clichy, gauchiste, socialiste, neuilly, incivilité, démocratie, sécurité, insécurité, sécuriser, sécuritaire, délinquant...
Vous donnent direct, sur le site de l'UMP. C'est ce qui s'appelle une publicité ciblée...
Mais aussi, pour ne pas mettre d'huile sur le feu, comme le veut la tradition Sarkozyenne, si on met "nettoyer banlieue", ça marche aussi. Mais encore : "racaille socialiste", "gazer banlieue", ...
Mais, ce qui fait plaisir, c'est que ça marche aussi pour: "Sarko racaille", "sarko pourriture", "sarko petite fiotte", et aussi "sarko raciste".
Les mots gaullisme, gaullistes, de Gaulle, Chirac n'ont pas été achetés...
«Pour ratisser large, nous avons dans un premier temps laissé le générateur suggérer les mots clés associés à des thèmes comme "banlieue" ou "politique"», explique Arnaud Dassier, chargé de l'opération, dans Libération. «Peu à peu nous nettoyons les mots gênants», poursuit-il. «Mais certains termes ont pu nous échapper. Même si on ne doit pas l'employer dans une campagne comme celle-là, après tout racaille c'est la façon dont les jeunes parlent et même le ministre a utilisé ce mot.»
Il est assez inconcevable que les responsable de l'UMP aient agit avec une telle légèreté !
Donc, cliquez sur les mots sponsorisés, ils paieront, si vous voulez savoir combien, c'est écrit sur google : https://adwords.google.com/sup...
Mais, vous pouvez toujours prendre votre revenche si vous mettez "Nicolas Sarkozy" dans google, vous avez ce résultat là !
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Ca marche aussi, si on met:
"srko est raciste", mais google corrige en nous proposant: "sarko est raciste".
www.google.fr/search?num=...
Google, en bon moteur de recherche qu'il est, sait à qui il s'adresse.
Mais, la pub ne marche pas si on met "srko petite fiotte", mais, en moteur toujours aussi avisé, google nous propose:
"Essayez avec cette orthographe : sarko petite fiotte
Aucune page ne contient tous ces termes de recherche."
www.google.fr/search?num=...
Et si on clique, là, la pub de l'UMP revient...
Maintenant c'est sur "émeutes"
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